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    Tuesday
    Nov192013

    Jewish Light Bulb Jokes

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    In the light of the darkness in Gaza, here is a collection of Jewish Light Bulb Jokes

    Q: How many Orthodox Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: What is a light bulb?

    Q: How many secular assimilated Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: My grandmother, who lived in a Shtetl changed lightbulbs. Today, we get a Goy to do it.

    Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: 26: 18 to surround the building,  6 to storm the room and kill the terrorists, one to forcibly expel the old bulb, and another one to screw the new one in and forever.  

    Q: How many progressive Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Vhy, we don’t need any! we’ll form Jewish Voices for Light Bulbs (JVLB) and use it to keep the rest of humanity forever in the dark.

    Q: How many Reform Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Change it? Who wants to change it? We just want to improve it!

    Q: How many Lubabavitchers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, it never died.

    Q: How many Marxist Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, after the revolution the proletariat will do it for us.

    Q: What does it take for a Jewish mother to change a light bulb?
    A: Never mind, I’ll sit in the dark.

    Q: What does it take for a Talmudic Jew to change a light bulb
    A: First you’ll have to tell me why changing a light bulb is good for the Jews.

    Q How many solidarity Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
     A: None, they will plea  George Soros’ Open Society Institute  to pay an Electronic Palestinian to denounce  the old one and endorse the new one.

    Q: How many Hasbara Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Wrong question, the real question is why the Arabs want to throw us into the sea?

    Q: How many Gazans does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Who needs a light bulb?

    Q: How many self hating Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Forget about the light bulb, Every Self Hater, is himself/herself a light bulb

     

    Update:

    dcstreettechnology added on VT

    Q: How many Zionist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Zero,  they just screw the world around the light bulb!

     

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