Magic Kippa – Goyim Beware
By Gilad Atzmon
Anti-Semites planning to target Jews easily identified by decorative skullcaps may have to find a better strategy to identify the chosens.
Following recent attacks on Jews around the globe, the Jewish genius has once again been activated to find a solution. Introducing Kippa Magic, the kippa that blends invisibly into the wearer’s hair. Thanks to the innovative new kippa, Jews will be able to hide within their host nations while still wearing the Jewish religious garment.
Shalom Koresh, a hairdresser from Rehovot (Israel) and the man behind the revolutionary invention says the product will allow Jews to remain observant even in hostile places. “The idea first came to me about six months ago,” says Koresh, “I had customers coming in who had travelled in Europe and talked about growing anti-Semitism there. So I thought, why not make a kippa that blends in with the hair?”
The 48-year-old Israeli says most of the demand for the Magic Kippa comes from France, Belgium and other European countries where there has been a marked uptick in anti-Semitic attacks and hate speech. I wonder how long it will be before Shalom Koresh resolves the dangers that are involved with the state of being foreskin-less.